Tuesday, October 10, 2006

In my "In Box" • Crazy Elliott

Dear TF:

Fuck you and your friendship you asswipe. I don't need rainy day friends who abandon you when you say I might have a mental problem from my parents terrorizing me with their lack of care. I hope you are not in their email network, or you will be going to Guantanamo Bay Cuba with them for 911. You see, my brother Dan sold architectural plans to Arabs in the World Trade Center Building where he worked, Tower 7, and then, magically before 911 hit there he abandoned the building. It was strange, you see, he was the VP of Technology for 60 architects, a position I am sure he frauded himself into, and then the department shrank to just him. He fired everyone and said I can do all this work myself. The Arabs came to him and said can we use your computer now? He said sure, as long as I'm just getting coffee. They downloaded the plans to the Trade Center and sent them to Al-Queda operatives in Saudi Arabia or some shit like that. Just kidding. My brother Dan gave me poison chicken while I was in the hospital for some alleged mental condition, which I never had. It was a ruse to attract the terrorists, my parents, to try to kill me there. They fell for the ruse, and, lo and behold, we found the 911 terrorists shining their true colors. I am laughing out loud. Believe me when I tell you I do not want to be your friend. Because this email appeared in my box when all other emails were being fraudulently deleted by the terrorists. We know this because we are CIA and we have a supercomputer tracking them down. It's so funny. I know the truth and they are liars. So, to save yourself from prosecution as a terrorist in their network, please go to hell, with all of your terrorist friends, kiss off, and die. Thank you very much. Elliott D. Blatt, CEO, Multimedia Software, Inc. ... DNN(TM)... Digital News Network... catching terrorists online in the act of some major shit... bye... G'Nite Sid...G'Nite Oscar...hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

Tom Frank wrote:
No clue what you're talking about. . . but you do sound crazy. They have pills for that these days. I'm getting the feeling that I should leave you alone.


On Oct 7, 2006, at 10:40 AM, Elliott Blatt wrote:

You're bogus.

08/223/847 USTPO/NATO/BAC signing off your ass for now...DNN(TM)...Digital News Network... Fraudulent email from Tom Frank... Not really touching bases with me because he swore me off as his friend when I said I was possibly scizophrenic...hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhaha

Tom Frank wrote:

I'm glad you are doing well. It's been years since you dropped of
the face of the earth. I'm back in LA and once again trying to get
my life together.

Danny and I just got back from Vegas and had a few laughs about the
old days.

Peace Out Homie


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